whateverloser

OH BUGGAH!
Ksubi.com video is awesome ! ! !

The shortest contract ever. Lilly dropped at CHANEL.

“Karl Lagerfeld had a show and a party, but Lily Allen was not invited. It was Karl’s way of making it clear she is no longer a part of the Chanel family. He instructed his people not to invite her…[Karl] is very strict about who can represent the brand and there is a feeling that Lily is too much of a party girl,” - source -

WTH?!

Wink.

"You know you feel terrible, so don't kid yourself." ;D

nonsense.

When a child writes about themselves and their family, it gives them great feelings of pride and a sense of value. Their self-esteem goes up. I am important. I am loved. I am cared for. Or I was bad and I was sorry. Or, my dog loved me unconditionally. It's not important what it's about, but that it is about them. It is the story of their life and they are unique.

Cheers mate!

You let me drag you down so low, that made you hate me like that. ;D

Jimmy Hendrix

I just hate to be in one corner. I hate to be put as only a guitar player, or either only as a songwriter, or only as a tap dancer. I like to move around.

I love my life.

When things aren't going well for me, I still know everything will be okay. Just as long as

my mom is right here by my side.

I'm so lucky I have my mom.

So lucky.. ;p

True that..

Without family, a man is alone.. :(((

I called your boyfriend "GAY" and he hit me with his purse. ;D

Darling,

I tried seeing things from your point of view. But I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

P.S
Have a happy life with a homeless crackhead.
What a perfect combination.


Muchos! ;D

La-la-la-la-la. :D

I love you Johnnie Boy!

Don't trust me song. :p

You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef. That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared at him.

;p

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

(Thanks Madison)

Dear Cunt. Can I just say..

You're so HOT. How much do they pay for one night with ya? Fuckin neon-hair'ed skank hoe!
Now I know what sign you were born under...

'RED LIGHT DISTRICT' :D